formspring

A place on the World Wide Web that has been recently popularized by the phenomenon known as "Facebook". People ask anonymous questions to a user, where the user will post answers to questions on his/her profile. It is this anonymity that many people find attractive. Because of this Formspring is an outlet for the depravity of man to go wild. Anyone could ask any question or any comment. This usually boils down to asking about one's sexual history or bashing the character of the person.

Formspring Person who sends question: "OMG YOU ARE THE MOST GOSSIPY GURL EVER. YOU SUCK. EVERYONE HATES YOU."

Formspring Person who replies: "YOU SUCK"

by baby gurll!!! March 13, 2011

Formula SAE

1) the most badass group of guys in the college world, prone to say "AMERICA!" at the end of every sentence.

2) a group made for the design, production, and competition of scaled-down formula 1 cars at the college level

you dont want to mess with him...he's formula sae.

"im going to the formua sae shop to build a race car"

by goldfishh45 October 23, 2011

Krabby Patty Formula

The krabby patty formula is a formula for the sacred krabby patty, crafted in the Krusty Krab by Spongebob himself. For years on end their business rivals The Chum Bucket have been trying to obtain this formula and bring the Krusty Krab down, but so far they have failed miserably.

Plankton: I'll get that krabby patty formula one day, crabs!
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.

by Coleby spaghetti July 3, 2016

formspring

A website where the user is allowed to create a page, purposely used to accept questions by any anonymous person. Many pussy-ass bitches who are too afraid to ask these questions in real life use formspring to ask them in fear of the person. These pussy-ass bitches feel safety even after asking these questions, trusting formspring to save their identity, thus saving their lives.

"Where can I find a pussy-ass bitch?"

"Go to formspring!"

by yeahbebes January 28, 2010

Quadratic Formula

The best method of solving a quadratic. When your equation is in the standard form of ax² + bx + c = 0, x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac) / 2a. It is far superior to both factoring and completing the square. The equation may look difficult, but all you have to do is plug in the coefficients and simplify!

A: I had to use the quadratic formula to solve that tricky problem.
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?

by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020

Formal Friday

Formal Friday is the tradition, practice even religion of wearing a suit every friday regardless of what the dress code. It is specially more effective if they have casual friday. I started about 7 years ago after being told that I could not wear black jeans to work on Friday where they had business casual dress code. So now I wear a suit every Friday and I have a few of my friends and co workers do the same.

Why are you wearing a suit on a Friday?
It's Formal Friday. F'n Friday.
Nice suit but it's Friday?
Yes, It's Formal Friday. F'n Friday.
You're wearing a suit on Friday, do you have an interview?
No, It's Formal Friday. F'n Friday.

by fryguy August 10, 2007

format my floppy

Old-school geek talk...refers to the geeky male's desire for his penis (floppy) to be stimulated sexually until he ejaculates (format).

Yeah, baby, you can format my floppy anytime. Wanna play World of Warcraft?

by DirkD January 24, 2007