Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.

Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.

by Shreddi April 23, 2019

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry

by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013

Forrest Gumping

When one is stoned but not quite retarded; basically on the border of being alright and just fucked up. Forrest gump was not normal but he wasn't retarded, hence the perfect comparison to being not fully baked.

Pablo: everyone stoned yet?
Daniel: I'm still pretty sober...
Chris: I'm fucked up...
Alex: I'm Forrest gumping over here, 2 more hits and ill be stupid!

by Alex E aka Monkey February 9, 2008

cock forest

usually a bar or club with a high population of males and little to no females

Let's get out of here, this place is a cock forest.

by double-d November 3, 2004

Forest

A person who doesn't fuck around. Is very tall and very big. Always carry's a weapon with him. He is able to knock someone out with one blow to the face. When you see a Forest, you run.

"What happened to you?!" "This Forest came out of nowhere and kicked the shit out of me."

by Random words turn awesome July 1, 2009

Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire

See also hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.

Man, it's hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire out here!

by Cofer April 21, 2006

FORREST GIMP

A Leather clad sodomist with the intellegence
of a cucumber, and the stupidist luck you've
ever seen, not your average gimp by any means.

Your gimp is pimp tonight chris, but my Forrest gimp
got lost on the way to the bathroom. That idiot..
I think I'll get a new one.

by squirtdonkeys January 22, 2007