Ford explorer

A curious man, usually very lonely who gets a sexual thrill from inserting his penis in a cars exhaust pipe.

What's wrong with Johnny?

Ever since his girl left him he won't stop being a "ford explorer"

by Rettcanon January 22, 2013

ford clitaurus

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.

look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!

by wallbangicus December 4, 2009

Martin Ford

A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass

Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.

by tklol December 15, 2008

Graham Ford

He's sexier than Kate Upton. If you ever meet him your penis will explode from how manly he is.

I wish I could lick graham ford's ear.

by Hugh Gedick May 30, 2013

Ford's Theatre

A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.

I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!

by Noxid625 May 15, 2016

Betty Ford It

When you have been on a rock star drinking and bad-decision making binge. You then ground yourself and put yourself into an imaginary rehab, in your own home, for a period of no more than a month.

NiNi and CeeTee were out of control last weekend. They better Betty Ford It.

"Dude, we were wrecked last night"
"I know, I can't find my panties, we totally need to Betty Ford It"

by You're Welcome October 30, 2012

Ford Pinto

A car that explodes.

Ford created a car called the ford pinto that when used, creates a black hole and explodes the man and everything he owns into oblivion.

Y’all ever just ford pinto?

by TheAnswerIs9 December 29, 2019