myself

a person who you have to love first and the most, before anyone else.

person: who do you love the most? person2: I love myself the most though.

by LoveOnCrack17 December 30, 2016

pissing myself

What i did when the homie fucked me in the ass

Yo i pissing myself today
Ok

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

Pissing myself

What you do when you dont want to wear diaper you be pissing yourself

Yo mate i was pissing myselfin bed then my girl noticed and she left me

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

myself

its when you have a big confince and reallly need to start caring about yourself

i love myself

by alexis is that bitch September 29, 2020

simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body

Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy

by A86 February 24, 2023

video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.

Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself

by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023