myself

a person who you have to love first and the most, before anyone else.

person: who do you love the most? person2: I love myself the most though.

by LoveOnCrack17 December 30, 2016

pissing myself

What i did when the homie fucked me in the ass

Yo i pissing myself today
Ok

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

Pissing myself

What you do when you dont want to wear diaper you be pissing yourself

Yo mate i was pissing myselfin bed then my girl noticed and she left me

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

myself

its when you have a big confince and reallly need to start caring about yourself

i love myself

by alexis is that bitch September 29, 2020

Ledger myself

Meaning to accidentally or purposefully ending your life using a combination of drugs.

I had such a bad day, I might want to Ledger myself.

by Lala8762 November 9, 2023

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.

I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

by wolfnoworries January 6, 2024