Text Following

When you are text-walking with a friend and follow them without noticing your direction.

I walked right into the men's bathroom because I was text following him

by Texter87 January 15, 2011

Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing

Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!

Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

follow your norms

A dumbass way of saying follow the rules that is so over used it makes my eardrums bleed until I die of blood loss.

"FOLLOW YOUR NORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by I got your band folder March 24, 2016

Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

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Person 343: Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

followable

When someone's social media page is fun/exciting/amazing that you have to follow it.

OMG Selena is so followable rn!!

by THE SFG (small friendly giant) December 11, 2016

Chick-follow

When a minor consistently interacts and follows an adult around on the internet, similar to how baby chicks tend to follow any moving object, even one that isn't their biological mother, a process called filial imprinting.

"This kid kept chick-following me around while I was talking in forum posts."

by BigFishSundae November 4, 2025

a follow

A book or a CD or an online game that is created or produced after a similar, usually debut work by the same artist or maker.

"Wow, I bought that first game in the series, but I want to buy a follow when it comes out, too."

-- Overheard at a water cooler in Taipei

by PRwiz101 August 10, 2009