floss handjob

Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.

WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.

ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

Flossing

Seeing how far one can get their own duck up their own ass.

“I’m LeBron James and when I’m not slamming dunks I like flossing”

by Itsprobablyghost July 5, 2021

flossy pussy

its when you put fairy floss in your pussy and make your mans eat it out of your pussy

hey bubba come eat my flossy pussy

by reclaimedpussy July 18, 2022

FLOSSMASTER 5000

My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was at work when moo cow challenged him to a random floss off with his son.They were working in a stinky, abusive environment and it made moo cow udderly aggresive .he tried to get lord leigh when he wasn't expecting it to a dance off. He managed to create the perfect floss off that his son just could not lose. Moo cow was certain he would be proud of a calf finally and not be ashamed any more of his crap calfs.there was no way anyone would beat his just ok flosser, its not a very common dance off either .but he was very wrong. Lord leigh did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, flapping his arms like a flappy fish finger over his head. every move was beautiful even the stupid ones.The straight lines were immaculate and if he could get 101 % for above perfection he would .But its not a real number idiots, is it?.Everyone cried happy tears even moo cow whos a milking heffa who has never known that he could have that feeling its absolute ultimate bliss usually only felt by monks. Lord leigh was given a gold medal and a crown from moo cow and how he managed to pull off the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves noone will ever know. It's a miracle , it's so rare ,only 2 lords in the world will ever reach this level of heirarchy perfection, actual heavenly high . one day he will be the king of flossy flossy bum bum silly poos university.

Eg, Lord leigh was crowned FLOSSMASTER 5000 , and in the dance off challenge he managed to make son do a big poo and wee wee in his pants .leigh was so amazing at the moves that the son cried and could not move at all or control himself, he became frozen with unbelievable amazement that he was too scared to even do a simple floss move at all. Ever again.never , haha He was so flabbergasted and overwhelmed that a legend and lord gifted his eyes with such a beautiful present.
Son baby calf moo poo pants said to his daddy , please daddy don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't take it. I was over taken by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar from the past years ago when lord leigh was just.....LEIGH .

by Burrrlisthesickestcunt July 9, 2023

pub flosser

a deep throat event. When a chick sucks your cock so deep her teeth get caught in your pubic hair

holy shit man! Last night Samantha let me deep throat her, shes a real pub flosser

by plopps July 1, 2009

surprise floss

you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!

i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed

i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed

my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.

by floss-o-myte May 9, 2011

Ganja-floss

A cotton candy/candy floss bag full of vaporized marijuana.

Daddy, Pass my bag of Ganja-floss please.

by MsAdventure July 5, 2011