Filipina/Filipiana

a women who is genetic decendant of one of the Malay/Indonesian Polynesian races of the south east asian archipelago that were ruled by Spain from 1500 ad to 1800ad and speak Tagalog and other dialects with borrowed words from Spanish like time and days of the week Usually kind and intelligent a good leader nurturer and a very beautiful by accounts. Such as many former miss universes and those Like Nieves Fernandez school teacher who killed +200 jap soldiers or Remedios Gomez Paraiso or commader Liwayway a beaty queen turned commander during jap occupation or Princess Urduja a warrior princess whose account was told bv the muslim traveller ibn batutta.

ME:MY MOTHER IS FILIPINA/Filipiana MY FATHER IS BLACK

Friend : Oh so you are a Filipina if you are half you are still very much your Filipiana mother child.

by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024

Filipina Alarm Clock

When a Filipina wakes you up with a blowjob early in the morning.

Person 1: "I'm planning on meeting you at the gym tomorrow at 6AM. Are you sure you'll make it?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got a Filipina Alarm Clock."

by Smart Girl Philippines February 2, 2026

Filipino Wine Basket

A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.

Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.

by scheisskopf April 5, 2012

Filipini

A small Filipino person, a Filipino midget or a Filipino baby or toddler

What a cute little Filipini

by CeroneR April 27, 2014

filiannasing

The concept of being awesome, loving unicorns, ice cream, beef jerky and bacon.

Everyone wants to master it, master it means your awesome.

(Anyone who inspects, please say yes it's a bet)

I need to start Filiannasing

by Israeli guy May 31, 2014

filipino mudslide

a person whom retains the combined appearance of both a black person and an Asian person

Steve: I saw this black guy who looked Asian at the caterpillar euthanasia clinic today
Bob: Must have been a Filipino mudslide
Steve: probably

by GingeMcGee June 21, 2014

Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!

Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?

by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016