Feather Reduction

When you get a somewhat appearance altering haircut.

He got a crazy feather reduction yesterday.

by Simulation735 March 25, 2024

Feather twat

Big hairy pussy

Did you see Brenda's crotch? She has a full on feather twat

by Joe&Lance April 11, 2025

flock-a-feathers

A large amount of illegal drugs.

I just got my flock-a-feathers!

by OG_Cadillac_Jones March 31, 2017

feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.

Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.

by SpaceTT August 16, 2025

Kelsea Feathers

Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.

Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.

by anonymous December 14, 2024

dirty feather

When you don’t send the invoices on time.

Someone pulled a dirty feather and now all of the payments for this month are backed up.

by Indicacloudflower November 1, 2021

Mouth feathers

A wispy, thin, poorly formed mustache made of several long hairs at the upper lip, where a few of the longer hairs reach mid lip or just inside the mouth of the person trying to look like a boss dude.

Your mouth feathers are coming in nicely, Sondra.

by RealDollParts October 8, 2023