Fish Farmer

When a girl gives 3 guys head before swallowing each of there cum.

Mary is the biggest fish farmer

by Richard Goodrich March 7, 2005

Alex Farmer

A man who works on a farm.

Alex Farmer works on a farm.

by Morbillion INC. May 8, 2022

Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.

Why'd you do that, ya doodle farmer!

by Porcelain Princess February 6, 2010

Flatulent Farmer

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.

That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.

by river jameser January 7, 2011

Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers

by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018

thirst farmer

Noun, internet slang. Pejorative term for people on social media, primarily females, who are ‘content creators’ where the content:
1. Creates thirst by being provocative or erotic
2. Funnels followers to an OnlyFans channel (or similar subscription platform) for monetization.

Can also apply to non-internet interactions that follow a similar pattern; see exotic dancers.

Person A: Dude, I found your sister’s IG. Wow.
Person B: Yeah…she’s a thirst farmer. Mom doesn’t know she spends all day growing her OF subs.
Person A: Guess that’s one way to pay for college!

by Clubbedthumbs July 24, 2022

dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015