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Flew the Falcon

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie
I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.
by Pork Almighty March 24, 2021
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Tom Falconer

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Falcon-crow

To Falcon-crow is a sexual maneuver, often used by couples who want to be sexually adventurous.

After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.

To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.

Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.
Red: How can I satisfy my wife in bed? She wants to be interesting.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.
by Imoutthere. April 7, 2014
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Maltese falcon

A Maltese sex position that involves 4 people.

Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.

Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.
Hey man, do you and Julia wanna go back to my place. Me and Mary are gonna do the Maltese Falcon and would like you to get involved.

Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!
by Malta Magic May 30, 2018
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Falcon Punch

When you aim for a persons nose during a fight
Kyle: Hey, did you see the fight in Gym with James and Connor?
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose
by funnypeople08 December 6, 2019
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Marc Falcon

Marc Falcon a kid that created the super-serum and armored flesh, he also banged ur mom
yo, Marc Falcon just mugged ur girlfriend
by Marc F-dog September 3, 2020
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Falcon 9

A great rocket which has had a perfect flight record so far, as far as I am aware of. It carries people regularly to the ISS, helps Starlink and does many other crazy shit like landing its first stage upright, ready for refurbishment. The Falcon 9 is developed by the genius inventor and billionaire Elon Musk.
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