Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Failure

Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire is failure

by Goo goo dolls October 4, 2020

failure

what asian parents yell when their kids don't get straight a's

"what did you get on your exam?"
"89%"
"you such a failure! where the other 11%?"

by kat_guy November 28, 2022

failure

when you dont make your asian dad proud

your a failure you know that

by asian dad21 February 23, 2025

failure

misspelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions

person 1: mispelibg

person 2: what?
person 1: fjck
person 2: you’re a failure

by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021

failure

WingsOfRedemption

Chat ban anyone who calls me a failure, real talk

by Cedric Cyrus June 30, 2021

Girl failure

A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck

Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy

by Rawrmar August 8, 2024