The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by Captaincool149 December 3, 2021
Get the Glaze Factormug. This factor is incorporated into any monetary calculations where escalation is anticipated based on mathematical models that have zero accuracy and are presented as having merit.
Also see 'math magician'
Also see 'math magician'
"Fantasy Football is a win-win if you include the Petrus Factor" - Guy Who Doesn't Check His Math
"The Petrus Factor Makes perfect sense to me" - Donald Trump
"The Petrus Factor Makes perfect sense to me" - Donald Trump
by Mike Lanzofhgfdshrg August 2, 2019
Get the Petrus Factormug. by mangokoolaid August 20, 2011
Get the pissification factormug. The phenomena that renders a television or movie program unwatchable for more than a few moments before the desire to change the channel or leave the theatre becomes irresistable due to the high levels of stupidity contained therein.
Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.
Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.
The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.
(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)
Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.
Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.
The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.
(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)
Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
A Three's Company episode being funny back in the 1980s being out of place in the new millennium. Or watching Jerry Lewis try to do his old stand-up routine at a modern comedy festival.
Basically, makes you want to get the hook.
"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
Basically, makes you want to get the hook.
"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
by Web Scribe January 9, 2009
Get the stooge factormug. by Alberto zfactor Einstein August 29, 2018
Get the Goldy the factormug. An amount of time added to any journey in a rural area to allow for getting stuck behind slow moving agricultural vehicles or coming across farm animals in the road.
by heppers July 22, 2017
Get the Tractor factormug. by thefatasscat December 14, 2018
Get the Push Factorsmug.