Facebook Slammer

One who masturbates to pictures on Facebook

I walked in on Conor Facebook Slamming! Why doesnt that nigga just watch some porn! I had no idea he was a Facebook Slammer...

by Datt Nigg September 12, 2010

Facebook police

A person who has taken it upon themselves to decide what other people should or should not post.

You better not post that in your status, or the Facebook police will criticize you for it.

by sickofit2 March 27, 2011

Facebook lurker

Someone that passively trawls Facebook, but doesnt leave a Facebook footprint by writing on walls, commenting or liking things. Facebook lurkers love the book, but seek to create a facade that they're never on it

Hey check out Warrick, he's always looking at Facebook, but never doing anything on it. He's such a Facebook Lurker

by stevethesitch September 8, 2011

facebook addict

one who is more obsessed with checking their wall posts, comments, chatting with people, liking statuses, taking social interview questions, playing farmville, quoting song lyrics, laughing at inside jokes, putting up pictures of themselves with gang signs, randomly adding people they've never actually met but have 20 mutual friends, "curiously reading" other people's profiles, or poking people than actually getting work, homework, or a social life in order to live.

"oh i just want to check my notifications...oh new wall post?....you lost a chicken? oh no....."like"... "LOL karen, i look fat in this picture take it off! but you look so caauutte"....what was i doing again...?"

"happy birthday!"
"how'd you know it was my birthday?"
"oh FACEBOOK, silly!"
"....what was your name again?"
"JULIE!"

"dude how did julie know my birthday?"
"oh man, she's a complete facebook addict...i'll totally take back the gift i gave to her farmville..."

by facebookers annonymous. February 24, 2010

facebook creep

verb
1. to spend a ridiculous amount of time (normally when procrastinating, bored, or both)on the website Facebook
2. to look up persons whom you are not related or affiliated with and/or have no intention of being friends with in real life because of some amount of potential weirdness, hotness, lameness or other limiting factor

"Susan spent 2 hours facebook creeping the super fly guy from her biology class, looking at his pictures, comments, wall, news feed, and that of everyone he is friends with."

by Amandalie January 6, 2009

facebook faceoff

After two people meet, the first person to add the other person as a friend on Facebook has lost the facebook faceoff.

"Dude, you won the facebook faceoff, that girl must really like you."

by Ryan Patrick April 6, 2007

drunk facebook

See drunk dial, but refers primarily to using facebook.com or other social networking sites (like myspace.com) to send your inebriated and often absurd messages. Generally only used if drunk dialing is not an option (i.e., the person you are drunk facebooking would not willingly give you their cell phone number).

Jane: So I went home with this guy after I met him at a party right? But then the next morning he wouldn't give me his number even though I was soooo in love with him. So like that night I got wasted with my friends and drunk facebooked him!
John: You're a crazy bitch.

by van tine July 11, 2006