faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

Faber

A faber (pronounced faa-ber) is the cross between fat, f@g, and the n-word (hard r).

"Yo slime, did you see maple today?" Boy 1

"Yea bro, she's such a faber." Boy 2

by xillow March 28, 2023

fabackass

1. Fat back ass
2. Furry back

He took off his shirt and showed his fabackass.

by Jasberry March 30, 2023

Fabrege

The single dumbest dog name known to man.

Come here Fabrege! I don't love you! You can tell because of what I named you.

by THE DOG NAMER May 26, 2023

Faber Rodrigues

A guy with w rizz

A loyal boy

A leng boy/man
Very Tall

Faber Rodrigues is him

by Lengboi2133 June 12, 2023

fable

A stable in a place where a farm should be.
synonym: MbL's farm in game 5 of KotD5

My base is being pushed. I need to place a fable to produce more cav.

by asdple June 14, 2023

fable

A stable in a place where a farm should be.

synonym: MbL's stable in game 5 of KotD5 semi-finals.

My base is being pushed hard. I need to place a fable to make more cav.

by asdple June 14, 2023