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folded

when a person doesnt come thru as promised; let down or left hangin.
yo you folded, how u missed my wedding
by bktoboca May 27, 2010
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Folding

When someone either physically or mentally crumbles due to: (a) alcohol, (b) drugs or, (c) women. If all 3 are combined that is said to be an L.
Took 5 codeine and then snorted a cap off that birds' tits, I'm folding into an origami dinosaur.
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Faptime Folder

The folder on a computer that someone uses to store all their porn.
My internet got shut off so I had to dig through my faptime folder to find something to masturbate too.
by Stevile September 4, 2011
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LOL Folder

A folder on someones computer containing:

a) the photos of a person you know released of their own accord but not with the intention of going in said folder
b) candid photographs of someone you know

the owner of the folder presumably masturbates to the content
Friend: did you see sarah's new bikini pics from her holiday?
dirty pervert: yeah, that's going straight in my LOL folder
by LOLFolder January 19, 2016
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foldge

When a man takes his penis and testicles and makes them look like a mathematical division sign.
Cool Guy #1: Hey my dick and ball look like a division sign when I wear tight jeans.
Cool Guy #2: Yea dude you are totally foldging! Sweet!
Cool Guy #1: Lets go show my sister!

I gave that bitch the foldge all night long! She then proceeded to have multiple orgasms.
by John Power January 15, 2008
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I Folded

Giving into something you never intended to be apart of in the first place.
“It was never my intention to like him. I folded.”
by UpsetStomach.Org November 23, 2021
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Folded

When you get hit so hard that your body folds over like,you’re Folding a t shirt or a pair of pants
Caleb: you better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette nigga

Random: “ punches Caleb”

Caleb: *yager yager yager fades out
by Yourdudelose May 19, 2020
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