floating face

When under the influence of LSD people's faces will sometimes appear to be "floating" as if detached from their head.

Holy shit, do you see Laz's face? It's floating! He is a floating face!

by Original Laz June 2, 2008

floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011

fboet

Someone who tries to rhyme their Facebook status updates or comments.
Sometimes written as foet to more closely resemble poet.

That chick's a fboet she'll rhyme on a dime and comments in sonnets.

by thecritter March 18, 2011

floateee

a person that does the following

- only wears expensive brands and jewellery to TRY to impress
- brags about his/her "swag"
- always yells in a deep gangster voice
-generally a poser try hard

guy 1: yo bro look at my gucci and mah ed hardy got mah SWAGGER ON FULL ATTACK BRO!!

guy 2: holy! this guy is FLOATEEE haha !

by freshness/doom2036 November 8, 2011

Float your own Harp

To Float your own harp, to compliment yourself often act cocky or be a radiator fulven.

Radiator don't float your own harp.

by Steve of Steve November 13, 2012

floatin' it

When you see something that you are interested in and understand, and therefore actively participate or advocate for it. If you are "not floatin' it," then you recognize the possibility of a particular scenario, but are not willing to act in any way to contribute to it's occurrence. This often applies to one's own sexual preference, or the option of two other friends engaging in a relationship.

Theatre Girl: Hamlet and Horatio definitely have the hots for each other. I'm going to write a fanfic for it!
Other Girl: I'm feelin' it, but not floatin' it.

by What-You-Will September 24, 2013

Floatulent

1) The escape of air from one's swimsuit while underwater, making a fart-like noise.

2) The bubble that appears in one's swimsuit after they emerge themselves underwater.

His swimsuit became floatulent as he sank into the water, creating a donut like ring of air in his swimtrunks.

by Red Smithery February 20, 2014