Post-Disney Depression

A condition suffered by diehard Disney park fans after coming home from a Walt Disney World or Disneyland vacation. Feels like something is missing and real life is depressing. There is only one cure; planning another trip, and if that cannot be done the phase will last several weeks, either immediately after arrival home or a short delay after.
Also known as PDD.

After coming home from Florida Jackie called all her coworkers castmembers for two weeks. It must of been a bought of Post-Disney Depression.

by Jackie Smithson January 14, 2006

Depression

Being tired.
Tired of listening
Tired of talking
Tired of socializing

Tired of eating
Tired of working
Tired of moving
Tired of crushes
Tired of friendships
Tired of reading
Tired of school
Tired of walking
Tired of breathing

Tired of living.
Yeah, Just being tired

Stranger: What does depression feel like?

Stranger: It feels like your drowning, But you can see everyone else around you breathing

by Dancingdicks June 27, 2014

contact depression

talking or being around some one so depressed you your self get depressed

melanie: im so depressed from life, it's just pointless to go on i can't stand it.

everyone within 5 feet of her : THANKS FOR GIVING US A CONTACT DEPRESSION NOW WE NEED TO GO FIND SUMTHING TO CHEER US UP

by Vash Maverick April 26, 2010

Fake depression

Someone who claims to have depression but normally has intentions to gain attention and fish for compliments and pity. They act sad and try and look depressed and complain obsessively about how they have it. They also will not accept help because deep down they know that its fake and they want all the attention. These people will also say that they have no friends even if they have many. They also use other people as therapists and never consider other people because they're "too sad" to give a sh*t. I kinda pity people who do this because they dont realise how people with depression really feel therefore mimick them.

"hey you look kinda sad are you okay?"
"I'm just really sad because of my depression and i wanna die!"
"What can I do to help?"
"Oh its my (fake depression) you can't do anything about it now im gonna cry and be an emo!"

by peach.maru April 14, 2020

Post-Marching Band Depression

A severe case in which a band member feels the insatiable need to spend every possible hour with other band members well after marching season is over; a withdrawal symptom of long hours of band camp and after school practice.

Random passerby: Why's there a giant mob of kids in black overalls marching down the shopping center?
An intellectual: They're suffering from post-marching band depression.

by Golgi apparatus November 11, 2017

Post-show depression

You have just completed a play. You've fallen in love with the writing. You enjoyed the people around you. You've spent so much time with the cast that they become your second family. You realize that all of the inside jokes within the cast and all of the performances are now just memories. You miss it all. You would give anything to do it all again.

Bill: What's got you down, Greg?

Greg: Ah, nothing. Just post-show depression.

Bill: I get it. The show was great.

Greg: Thanks (thinks about show)(starts quietly sobbing)

by theatregeek3000 November 23, 2019

Depression

At first, it makes you feel human because of the intensity, ferocity, and authenticity of the emotion.

Then, every day is another reason to never want to wake up

A wise man knows that he knows nothing

A mature man knows that he can be immature

A man suffering from depression feels nothing, which is the most intense feeling one can experience

by Jawnasaurus May 15, 2007