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Wood Elemental

Litterally the worst MTG card ever printed. Ever.
Nerd 1 "word up son im gonna cast this wood elemental"

Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"

Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"

Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"
by Theshocker1984 January 8, 2012
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Nosey Elephant

The act of sneaking up behind someone while they are seated and draping your penis over their shoulder as stealthily as possible.
She was so engrossed in her magazine article that I sent in the Nosey Elephant to see what was up.
by Jim Jerka February 5, 2013
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The Electric Nut

When Ryan hooks a car battery to his nipples and turns it on while ejaculating then proceeds to rattle his teammates in siege with 7.62 rounds while going “uuguugugughfhugyuguuguuguufu”
Ryan performed the electric nut in last nights lobby
by The Electric Boogaloo November 30, 2019
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Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.
The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.
by Marcus Reed October 7, 2006
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the 6 am elevated train

A reference to The Game. "The 6 AM Elevated Train", where "6 AM E" seemingly spells out "GAME" when handwritten.
-I took the 6 AM Elevated Train to London.
-$^@# you, man!
by Adam J... March 23, 2008
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hanging the elephant

The act of punishing an animal, child or employee for actions brought about by poor training, poor parenting or poor supervision when there is no retribution for the trainer, parent or supervisor who caused the issue in the first place. The phrase is derived from the hanging of Mary the elephant in Erwin, TN in 1916.
Writing Johnny up for an attitude problem they've ignored for 10 years is like hanging the elephant.
by dagmar7 March 8, 2010
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Grease The Elevator

1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.

2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."
1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.

2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."
by U of M Professor March 8, 2012
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