To Internet Explore

To do smth so that even Space Time Continuum collapses.

This criminal was supposed to be executed but the police decided to Internet Explore his date to 2000 years.

by Kjelpop November 10, 2020

Tora the incestive explorer

That tori is having sexual intercourse with her cousin Jeremiah Beasley

Tora the incestive explorer Is in love with her cousin

by Sallybobjoe February 22, 2019

Dora the fucken explorer

She is Dora the explorer but 1’000’000 fucken times worse you can’t be worse I’d eat Dora and fucken gay monkey then spit them out into lava because they’re so fucken horrible

When you get angry at someone because of that Fucken TV show they watch because Dora the fucken explorer is fucken horrible.

by Eguyg May 9, 2021

The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

by MelanieBanks July 27, 2023

Exploring Fish

When you let a fish lay eggs in your mouth so you can feel them swimming in your stomach.

My stomach gets so ticklish when I’m exploring fish

by Hazel-nut October 9, 2020

Edna the explorer

Dora the explorers long lost sister

Edna the explorer trampled my treehouse

by YS_jag February 5, 2020

Explorer 500

An Inflatable Raft that you get from Wal-Mart when you don’t have dingy or tube and want to go floating or camping with your friends. It is Orange, Black, with White detailing and “Explorer 500” written on the bow of the raft. It’s pretty cheaply made. Usually purchased by the drunkest person at the camp site in a hasty fashion as the scramble out to the mountains. The user probably shouldn’t even be using it whilst so intoxicated.

Friend 1) “Hey, Man! We’re going floating at the lake today. Why don’t you come?!?”
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”

Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*

by thebirdbrand May 31, 2021