Jo: "Omg, Lisa, you earned your redwings didn't you!?"
Lisa: "No, Jennifer gave me a Dirty Eva for teasing her."
Lisa: "No, Jennifer gave me a Dirty Eva for teasing her."
by thedirtyeva August 30, 2020
A Celebrity Who Is One That Is Beyond The Hotness of The Sun. Has Been in Many Films and Many Photo shoots, only to appear in Sexy outfits, such as Lingerie.
To Be Used as A Compliment.
One of The Best Compliments in the World To Compare How Hot Someone Is.
If That Person is Not Hot, They are The Opposite of Eva Mendes.
To Be Used as A Compliment.
One of The Best Compliments in the World To Compare How Hot Someone Is.
If That Person is Not Hot, They are The Opposite of Eva Mendes.
"Hey... Um I Think You're Hot..." Boy Smiles as he spoke to His Crush.
"Really? How Hot?" Girl gets curious.
"Like Eva Mendes HOT!!!!"
"Awww <3"
Next Day They Go Out.
Boy looks at A Girl.
"You're the Opposite of Eva Mendes. Someone who's the Opposite of Eva Mendes shouldn't live...."
Girl Kills Herself.
"Really? How Hot?" Girl gets curious.
"Like Eva Mendes HOT!!!!"
"Awww <3"
Next Day They Go Out.
Boy looks at A Girl.
"You're the Opposite of Eva Mendes. Someone who's the Opposite of Eva Mendes shouldn't live...."
Girl Kills Herself.
by Westmoreland November 27, 2010
by evaisabitchassrat January 19, 2019
by Jannie stories 1 April 17, 2020
Czech-born Eva Herzigova is perhaps the most widely recognized and successful supermodel to come out of Eastern Europe in the 1990's. She began her international modeling career in 1989, and is still working today.
A stunning, 5'11", green-eyed blonde, her prolific career has included campaigns for Wonderbra, Guess jeans, Victoria's Secret, Louis Vuitton, and Chopard. Eva has walked the runway for countless fashion designers, has appeared in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and posed nude for Playboy.
Herzigova has also worked in feature films, most notably as Picasso's wife in the biopic, "Modigliani", which starred Andy Garcia in the title role, and as Christine in "Just For The Time Being", the film which won her the Best Actress award at the 2000 New York Film Festival, although was never commerically released.
Herzigova was briefly married to Tico Torres, drummer for the pop group Bon Jovi, and has since remarried and given birth to a baby boy. She is fluent in five languages, and has her own line of "Eva" swimwear.
A stunning, 5'11", green-eyed blonde, her prolific career has included campaigns for Wonderbra, Guess jeans, Victoria's Secret, Louis Vuitton, and Chopard. Eva has walked the runway for countless fashion designers, has appeared in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and posed nude for Playboy.
Herzigova has also worked in feature films, most notably as Picasso's wife in the biopic, "Modigliani", which starred Andy Garcia in the title role, and as Christine in "Just For The Time Being", the film which won her the Best Actress award at the 2000 New York Film Festival, although was never commerically released.
Herzigova was briefly married to Tico Torres, drummer for the pop group Bon Jovi, and has since remarried and given birth to a baby boy. She is fluent in five languages, and has her own line of "Eva" swimwear.
by Litespeed99 June 05, 2009
boy 1: bro i just ate this weird name and it tasted like kale!
boy 2: that was definitely the name “Anna-Eva”
boy 2: that was definitely the name “Anna-Eva”
by pee_lover May 04, 2022
Joi-eva is a smart girl who is sometimes mean but is sweet by the heart and will stand up for her friends if she needs too.
by Lmao You Corn Boy November 24, 2021