Epic Fail

Twilight

Twilight is an epic fail

by Runningaroundincircles December 1, 2010

Epic swag

As coined by Seth Evermen, "epic swag" is gamer for hello.

Guy1: Hey bro, wanna hop on the craft?
Guy2: Epic swag, man. Hell yea, lets get those diamonds.

by TurnipPop April 28, 2020

Epil-Epic

When someone with epilepsy does something epic while having a seizure.

An epileptic kid is on a swing, he has a seizure and proceeds to fly off the swing and do a back-flip.

That shit is Epil-Epic

by Gintleman November 16, 2010

Sumsung Epic 4G

An epic phone that will make all iPhone users cry. This phone will give you bragging rights and will destroy the iPhone. If you show this phone to girls, they will want to suck your dick and want to be "friends" with you. It will make you like a god. You will become a Stud.

Person 1: Dude, tight ass phone. What is it, bro?
Person 2: Bitch, it is the Sumsung Epic 4G . It owns the fucking iPhone. It makes it look like a piece of SHIT.
Person 1: I agree bro.

by Studman 102 December 19, 2010

100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win

Something so awesome words cannot describe, generally accompanied by a large explosion

1: "Dude I just fired all the superweapons on C&C 3"
2: "That's 100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win"

by 19:16 December 22, 2009

epicene

1) Adj. Epicene can be used as a description to clarify that one does not have a sexual preference because someone who is epicene does not choose their mates based on their sex. An epicene is completely un-gender-biased. An epicene is not a bisexual (someone who is attracted to both sexes), instead they do not take gender into account at ALL, as they feel it is more important to have the correct personality match, rather than the correct plumbing.

2) An epicene is simultaniously used to describe someone whom you are unable to tell the gender of. Such as Pat from Saturday Night Live.

1) 'hey, what is your sexual preference? are you more interested in men, women, or both?'
'I am an epicene. I am not looking for a man OR a woman. I am looking for my soulmate, and ze could be in either package.'

2) 'whoa, ze is hot! Can you go find out what zer name is so I know which way to approach zer?

by ismirth July 2, 2007

epic violin guy

Epic Violin Guy played with Epic Sax Guy in the Eurovision 2010 contest and performed in the band The Sunstroke Project and Olia Tira. But, Epic Violin Guy is not as cool as Epic Sax Guy

person 1-did you hear of epic violin guy??
person 2-FUCK YOU... DON'T YOU EVER DISGRACE EPIC SAX GUY LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!
person 1-"slices throat"

by Vookudlak October 8, 2011