Epic games

A very scummy company that. Recently is practicing in Vari

anti-consumer business practices locking every game away into exclusive contracts in order to get people to migrate to their store worst a practice worse than PlayStation if you want my advice don't download their store download anything else Gog Steam origin there are many launchers out there that can are much better the only people that really have that launcher are fortnite fuckboys
Oh no dude don't download the epic game whatever you do the only people that play on epic games are fortnite fuckboys
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 April 10, 2019
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Epic leetness

When you become too epic for anyone else you gain the essence of Epic Leetness which you can share with other people

Epic Leetness can be used to defeat all evil


ant. epic failfest
Guy 1: Dude I'm so epic.

Guy 2: Hey do you still have epic leetness I can have?

Guy 1: Nah I dont think so I gave it all away to my cousin.
by Failfest April 02, 2009
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Epic Failure

The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
by Nick Callies April 30, 2008
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Epic Banana

The brilliant mac freeware game company started by Ryan Foltz around 1996. Originator of the 'commiting small crimes' genre and creator of such classics as A Day At Work, The Establishment, Stranded With Tim, Badicoot Milk and GunPlay.
Epic Banana is the best game company ever!
by kitsch October 29, 2003
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epic struggle

When you're sitting in class or work and keep falling asleep every few seconds and waking up.

You struggle to keep your eyes open and stay awake to avoid criticism from your teacher or boss.
Ben: Damn, I was having an epic struggle today in bio!
Chris: Yeah me too, learning about the circulatory system sucks.
by Ben from Rochester April 30, 2009
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epic retard

wow, joel is an epic retard
by Dr.QuikSkins December 17, 2008
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epic metal

Metal with lyrics relating to dragons, unicorns, swords, etc., such as Blind Guardian, Rhapsody, Dragonforce.
Epic metal makes me want to play D&D
by Kraut! April 30, 2006
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