Dylan

Noun. A person(s) who stalks little girls sort of like a Pedofile. Actually, more like a pedobear.

Oh gawd look its Dylan, at it again.

by raw_power April 1, 2009

Dylan

A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.

That guy says I'm going to steal his virginity but I don't want to! What a Dylan!

by RedishDick April 12, 2011

Dylan

A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).

I literally may shoot Dylan any minute now.

by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011

Dylan

Guy with huge dick and girls over him to suck his cock
He's fuckin awesome and when you see a Dylan then you should fuck his brains out if ur a hot chick.

Megan fox: I want to fuck Dylan today

by yomama5299 October 5, 2011

Dylan

A Dylan can be hard to handle and a know it all.. sometimes. He is the kind of person who cries if he gets a D on his/her progress report. A Dylan is constantly pretending to be autistic. He is obsessed with cars and Thanos. He has brown hair and wears a cars T-shirt everyday. He can be a nice friend occasionally. But mainly a jerk.

Simon says point to the kid with a cars shirt and Is dating thanos *points to Dylan

by Timmy9yearsold May 2, 2019

Dylan

He is my world, my life, my soul and my everything!! Your cute, loving, kind, generous ❤️❤️ U make everything and everyone feel amazing and u are so fun to be around 😂💜 U are u and that is the BEST thing you could ever be 🌹🌹🌹 ily from u know who !!

Dylan is in none of my classes

by Mathswithsomeone January 31, 2018

Dylan

That kid who has long/short hair that everyone thinks that he will shoot up a place

Dylan the School shooter

by Unknown 121111564 May 3, 2018