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Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03)

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around the early 2000s but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.

Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.

Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.

But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Dyson had that cool futuristic washing machine, forgot what it's called
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
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Dyson finger

A callus that develops on the index finger from repeated use of a Dyson vacuum
I vacuum so much that I have Dyson finger.
by Vacuumingistherapeutic September 11, 2025
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soul dyson

a person who sucks the life out of you and never loses suction.
Every time i talk to Barbara Jean i am drained, she is such a soul dyson.
by Kenerex November 11, 2010
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tommy dymond

oh my it’s Tommy Dymond, whoo whee what a looker!!”
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A Dyson

A Dyson, commonly specified by the name retard, is often really annoying overusing the word Maoam because one of their 'friends' said it one time. Although they may not be in 'dyson community' they are still called dysons because of their stupid behavior and retarded noises made randomly.
dan was being such a dyson
by a random kiddy November 14, 2019
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Joshua Dyson

He is a great person who is nice to most and we all love him he is ftb and will be know as one of the best guys ever and is the best at games
by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020
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