Creamy-Deuce

The sum product of taking a massive shit followed by a subsequent jerk-off session without flushing in between.

"I was halfway to a creamy-deuce the other day when I got a cramp in my balls"

by MISTAH MOH JOH RAHSIN April 15, 2010

Double Deuce

The act of sticking up both middle fingers instead of just one, usually for added emphasis on the unspoken "fuck you" message.

In R is for Road Rage: "When one barrel just isn't enough, let loose with both arms to let them know you think they're especially big shit stabbers. An unintended side effect of the double deuce is that you will lose complete control of your car, so you'll swerve back and forth wildly for added effect."
-Maddox, The Alphabet of Manliness

by Damn anonymous June 23, 2006

deuce brothers

A band of brothers who wreak havoc and take names and are frequently caught on video and star in indie movies (the trio first hit the big screen in "A Lucky Day in Hell").
Known by their fingerless black leather gloves, their distinctive gang sign (ring finger and pinkey finger pointing in the air), drunkenness, unnecessary gunfights, and tipping over large objects. Known as the "deuces" because there are three brothers.

"Those goddamn deuce brothers bukkaked my daughter!"

by Tip-Cup March 16, 2005

deuce chills

the feeling one gets when relating to an awkward or disturbing situation/view. This is based on the chills and goosebumps that follow from horrid indigestion while you're trying to drop a deuce (poop). commonly and mistakenly called douche chills

Seeing him get kicked in the junk gave me deuce chills.

by Natesac January 20, 2008

Phantom Deuce

n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.

Kody returned from class only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.

by Berg & Chris March 1, 2005

drubes

Someone that has dreadlock pubes

oh thats disgusting he has drubes

by Punjabi 69er November 14, 2005

dracen

A Dracen is a fun loving person who is sometimes very crazy. Dracens are usually male. They can be very crazy and energetic.Tthey especially love video games.

That person is such a Dracen

by Sky Lamonte December 13, 2016