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Douche Bag

(usage on the North Shore of Massachusetts). 1. A whore or slut. 2. A woman with a reputation for sleeping around.
"She is a huge f*cking douche bag."
by Bennyp7 January 23, 2009
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douche bag

The word "douche bag" originated in Birmingham, Alabama in 2004. The individual in which this phrase refers to is a sexist pig who likes triple anal sex with African Americans, yet claims that it's really his wife who likes triple anal sex (but we know the truth). He thinks that he's cool because he hangs out in the music scene, yet the only reason why those people "like him" is because his wife sleeps with them. The reason why he is a douche bag is because after his multiple triple anal adventures is the only way that he can feel clean. You may run into him at the local Wal-Mart in the hygene section buying his monthly supply of douche bags.

For more information, please see triple anal or chode.
Mike is a complete douche bag.
by Brad Reed December 15, 2008
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Douche Bag

Douche basically means fanny so calling someone a douche bag would mean fanny bag.
Rodger:Your such a douche bag Fredric.
Fredric:So's your mum.
by lemon stat man May 10, 2009
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douche bag

Bill at work: Hey Ted,what did you buy Helen for her birthday? A washer and a dryer.You know,A Douche Bag and Turkish Towel.
by Tommy Lee September 3, 2003
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douche bag

a two word noun : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas
Girl: Wow! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed!
by beanie January 14, 2005
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Douche Bag

A term that is used to define the actions/outbursts of a first year Creative Communications student.

90% of the time this word is used in a playful manner.
God Conor, you are being such a douche bag.

Wow, that Ezra Ginsburg can be such a D bag sometimes.

We will impeach that douche bag class rep. Impeach the D Bag Conor Lloyd.
by Conor Lloyd June 11, 2008
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douche bag

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot and does/says the worst things at the worst time at the worst possible place. Closely related to an asshole. Once an asshole does/says something really horrible they are reffered to as douche bags. However once a douche bag does/says something even worst then they are reffered to as Hussain Rizvi. Not many people can be a Hussain Rizvi. It takes years of being a douche bag before you can reach the level of hussain rizvi.
he is such a douche bag, infact he's worst. He's a hussain rizvi.
by Ammar Rizvi March 20, 2010
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