Shawn Disease

Shawn disease is a special type of disease where your mental state is not stable. Common symptoms of Shawn disease are massive weight gain 20 pounds a day for 2 weeks straight is most common, serious signs of depression, size decrease 95 percent of what you used to be, trouble running,jumping,hopping,walking or any type of movement, felling horny all the time, feeling the need to watch kid porno, and more. Shawn disease is Only found in men and sometimes shemales. Talk to your doctor if you have any of these symptoms today.

Did you get your yearly test for Shawn disease?

by Shawn diesease December 1, 2021

Wang Disease

a) a wang disease

b) a debilitating and incurable disease contracted by being in close proximity with people named Wang. Symptoms include fever, cough, and lowered brain cell count

Becky: OMG how did you lose so much weight!?!?
Me: Wang Disease

by @therealjonathan February 5, 2020

largeballzzz disease

A disease that can be acquired by smoking too much weed hanging with da bois for an extended period of time, or having sex with a homie's mom. Symptoms involve, extremely large testicals, and in rare cases a big pp.

when someone pulls up and your in ur undies you shout: aye bro i got largeballzzz disease

by Almahadi October 11, 2020

diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.

I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!

by Keeno69 January 20, 2022

michael disease

it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead

Are you diagnosed with the michael disease?

by zsia December 24, 2021

celiac disease

A disease that is explained above but also a lyric from the song Jungle by Mome boys.

"Celiac disease I don't fuck with gluten.

by M.C. Awesome June 4, 2021

longbottoms disease

When the star of a movie or television series who was oringinally fat, losses weight between movies or television seasons.

" Hey, have you seen the new series of 'Drake and Josh' ?"
" Yeah, that Josh kid isn't fat anymore !"
" I know, i think he got longbottoms disease between seasons"

by JamaicanBacon'93 July 15, 2009