digital beanie babies

A synonym for cryptocurrency.

John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!

by weyus November 10, 2022

digital paperweight

Digital Paperweight: A term used to describe a website or online platform that serves no functional purpose other than providing aesthetic appeal or informational content. Similar to a physical paperweight that merely occupies space without serving any practical function, a digital paperweight lacks interactive elements or features that engage users in meaningful actions or transactions. Visitors to a digital paperweight can only passively consume information, view images, or read textual content without the ability to schedule appointments, make purchases, access digital downloads, participate in discussions, or engage in other interactive activities commonly found on functional websites. Its primary function is to visually please the user without offering any actionable or transactional opportunities, making it akin to a decorative yet non-utilitarian object in the digital realm.

Although the website had a visually stunning design and captivating images, it was ultimately a digital paperweight since visitors couldn't do anything beyond reading the provided information. It lacked any interactive features or transactional capabilities, rendering it an aesthetically pleasing but functionally limited online presence.

The website was nothing more than a digital paperweight, offering beautiful visuals but no interactive features or practical functionalities for visitors.

by Imajenn Marketing May 12, 2023

digital invalid

A person who has barely any knowledge of how to use digital devices: has never browsed the web, never owned a smart phone, and shows no effort on wanting to learn how…

“He doesn’t even know how to turn on a computer”…he’s a “digital invalid”

by Mannymoe May 20, 2023

Corridor Digital

A man child heaven in which a bunch of VFX artists create videos with CGI for YouTube and vlog their daily antics. Founded by Sam Gorski and Niko Pueringer, but forever attributed to Wren Weichman.

Person 1: Did you see that video of Keanu Reeves stopping a robbery? He really is the nicest person!
Person 2: Yeah, but that wasn't real. Corridor Digital made that video with CGI.

by queenqong September 12, 2020

Digital

Also known as Digital sex. like oral sex it is not done by mouth, but digital sex is done by using your hands or fingers either to finger of give a hand job to her/him.

i had great digital sex last night with my boyfriend. it was awesome. I came three times....

by Christine March 28, 2004

sky digital

britains subscription satellite tv service. Usually shortened to "sky".

over 7 million subscribers. Basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.

This is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.

"I am watching the simpsons on Sky"

"Whats on sky tonight dear?"

"I live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of £40 a month sky subscription"

by djchrissy August 20, 2004

Digital Camera

an apparatus that uses either a CMOS or a CCD to take the place of the film. It makes photography easier and generally rock like San Francisco in a fucking earthquake!!!

Let's go buy a digital camera made by Canon!

by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004