Why does yours look different?

A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.

Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.

by PyroOfTF2 August 27, 2019

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same shit different bathroom

the act in which you pursue a second minimum wage job and are so burnt out you’re essentially grinding the same thing everyday although the difference is there are separate restrooms at both places of work in which you may hide out (or shit)

Jessica: Aren’t you getting a little burnt out at your second job?

John: Same shit different bathroom!

by sweatymuscles July 11, 2021

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The David Difference

A term incomprehensible and undefinable by any medium of mortal communication. The last stop on the infinite forms of complex intellectuality incomparable to any level of anything in and beyond existence.

-Damn bro, you haven't made The David Difference?

-No
-Man dude that's all good. Whether in this life or the next, you'll become David eventually. Everyone does.

by positivedead December 7, 2021

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You look different today

A way of implying that one has had sex the night before

You look different today. Did you have sex last night?

by MYSTERYHUMAN👀👀 March 5, 2022

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Spot the difference

A chain of similar looking emojis with one odd one out. Sometimes it can be hard to find, but sometimes it is very obvious. It is used to attract the girls as it can revitalise dead conversations.

Hey Babe! Try Spot The Difference.

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Her: FOUND IT! BYEEEE!

by spineless inc. February 13, 2023

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