diddled

to be raped by a dinosaur, preferably a t-rex.

Yo man, I was walking home from the subway station last night and I got diddled by some guy in a Barney costume!

by jammer2500 October 29, 2008

DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH

The infamous sound effect created for 'A Current Affair' used to create tension when leading into their various "news" stories.

As translated by the fabulous Nick B.

"DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH! Next on A Current Affair, a man who nearly got away with murder, until his love for karaoke drew him back into the public eye.. a decision we would one day regret..."

by Milk & Cheese April 8, 2005

Uncle Diddles

The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.

Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"

by Big Daddy Longdick August 8, 2011

diddleysquat

it doesnt really mean anything but its a goddam cool word. usually means "nothing"

you aint gettin diddleysquat!

by KD June 9, 2003

diddle

To molest someone that is under the legal age of consent

<b>Convict 1:</b> What are you in for?
<b>Convict 2:</b> I diddled a few alter boys.

by Shandon April 16, 2008

Fiddle Diddle

Slang for a man's private part.
Also used as an insult

You have a BIG fiddle diddle.
You fiddle diddle you screwed me!

by Fun Yun Rider January 5, 2011

Diddle hopper

One who, fingers women while on a trampoline.

Me and Sally Diddle hoppered on your trampoline.

by Peanutbutternuttbutt6969 February 12, 2010