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diarrhetchup

1. The useless, red, watery substance that comes out of a ketchup bottle when one forgot to first shake the bottle and thus ruins your fries, your burger, or whatever else you wanted it for.

2. An insult levied towards an undeserving individual who is both a "one-upper" and a narcissist; one who is useless and ruins a great time together with friends and/or family.
1. That restaurant has THE BEST French fries. When they finally served them, I eagerly grabbed the ketchup to enjoy God's gift to man. But all that came out of the bottle was Diarrhetchup; ruining my fries!

2. While I was discussing my Slavic lineage, that Diarrhetchup butted in the conversation to say how awesome it was being French.
by Game-Player December 21, 2015
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Verbal-Diarhea

From the medical texts books this was cleary dianosed as recently as 2004. ver'Bal-Die-a-ree-aa!
Defined as one who uncontrollably spews forth non-sense and useless verbage only to satisfy the need to hear their own voice and irate and deafen others.
I can't beleive the amount of verbal-diarhea that was spewing from his mouth! My god, it was disgustingly vile and deafening.

I can not handle the amount of verbal-diarhea that is coming forth from your rancid breath and it must stop!
by Bahahahah October 24, 2005
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verbal diarrhentia

Nonsensical verbal diarrhea. Blathering a neverending stream of craziness at someone who has no interest in and/or cannot understand what you're talking about without a break in "conversation" allowing for them to politely escape.
Stay away from Bob today, his verbal diarrhentia kept me trapped in the break room for an hour.
by verbal assault victim December 13, 2010
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Verbal Diarrhoea

Non stop, incessant chattering of nonsense.
by RichardN October 9, 2013
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Verbal Diarrhoea

You can use the Verbal diarrhoea to describe a string of words which form a sentence that are so stupid, so idiotic and so god awful it is like someone has spewed diarrhoea from their mouth and the sounds that the diarrhoea has made from hitting the floor has created those awful words.
(Unintelligible babbling because she thinks she can sing)

can you stop the erratic and nonsensical words that are spewing oot yer mooth!!!
No!!!

You’re so called singing sounds like verbal diarrhoea!! You idiot!!
Miss!!! He just called me an IDIOT!!!!
But you’ve spewed verbal diarrhoea on my shirt ya eejit!!!
by Ilikedogsbuticanteatawhole1 October 29, 2019
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explosive diarrhea

when your using the john and you take a dump so focefully when you have diarhhea that it creates a loud bang as the crap ejects from your anus. known to leave Port-a-potties in ruins
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diarrhea touchdown

When you're ass is about to break open and you barely make it to the toilet in time.
Officer, I really need to get back on the road. I'm about to score a diarrhea touchdown.
by xpoopxmachinex November 11, 2013
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