Chris VAn Der merwe

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick

hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick

by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022

Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 25, 2023

Ich in der Mathearbeit

something u say when u see a really fucked up pin on pinterest or really anything that looks fucked up
(german: me during the maths class test)

*really fucked up picture*
Me: ich in der Mathearbeit

by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023

Loose-in-der

A female slut that is the town bike that everyone has fucked with the name lucinda

Quick hide there is loose-in-der the dirty sausage wallet she is such a big hole

by pappawally February 7, 2024

ruben stywes van der berg

Ruben is an stuttering wwwanker, he sometimes forgets his name and struggles to talk in general. He is a nice and fun person and also a big advocate for bafana bafana. In general a great guy.

A pretty girl: "What's your name?"
ruben stywes van der berg: ""

by Miernes1234 November 12, 2023

Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster

Ein deutsches Sprichwort aus dem Osten, was sich darauf bezieht, dass Maulwürfe blind sind und somit nicht aus dem Fenster gucken können, vor allem weil sie unter der Erde leben, der einen Ausdruck der Überraschung und Kontrollabgabe darstellt.

A: „Ich hab gestern schon wieder Zwölf Kippen geraucht!“

B: Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster

by Treebotboys2 July 25, 2025

ich hab die zechen in der wixxe

wenn einem spontan das bier ausgeht

Jo, sauf ma noch eins? eine runde bierpong?
Shit, ich hab die zechen in der wixxe!

by beerpilot12 April 28, 2021