A man a myth and a complete legend. People that are Denvers have huge dicks and are very funny loving and just all around awesome. They get no hoes because they don’t know how to to ask people out.
by SawzyMan February 2, 2022
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by AlohaxKarennn February 3, 2021
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by Divine Light April 29, 2021
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overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao
by peter_pansy May 6, 2021
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by DevDevDeviant June 16, 2025
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“Hey Regina, this guy parked like an asshole and the door is unlocked. Keep a lookout, Paulie is gonna give them a Denver Dashboard.”
by Phat Paulie July 30, 2025
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Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.
Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!
by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025
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