desperado

A male who, by virtue of the sheer volume of girls he flirts with, is able to hook up often. However, because of his lax standards, these invariably end up in the 1-5 range.

Man, you see that butterface Mike's getting with? What a desperado!

by whathaveyou32 September 29, 2010

desperate housewives

overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.

it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.

by Phil January 30, 2005

'desperate'

drinking your own urine while on ecstasy, meth,ketamine,mushrooms,acid to prolong the experience. drinking another person's urine scores you +10 crackhead points.

Ecstasy is rapidly broken down by the liver but about 60% enters the urine unchanged. The urine could be drunk to recycle it, in the same way that Siberian tribesmen drink each other's urine after eating magic mushrooms. This is known in most circles as 'desperate'

by theinfamous84 December 9, 2008

desperate

Driven to or resulting from the loss of hope; rash or violent because of despair;despairing: arising from or marked by despair or loss of hope; having a great desire,need,etc.;offering so little chance as for improvement, as to cause despair; extremely dangerous or serious; extreme; drastic;{Archaic}despairing; without hope

a desperate criminal; "a despairing view of the world situation"; "the last despairing plea of the condemned criminal";"a desperate cry for help";"helpless and desperate--as if at the end of his tether";"her desperate screams";"desperate for affection"; "a desperate illness";"in desperate need";"The Republicans are more desperate than ever."

by Maurice B Thomas August 30, 2006

Great Desperation

When one has not had a boyfriend or girlfriend in the longest time, therefore making oneself desperate and either dreaming about the most stupidest or imaginary person of the opposite sex, or trying to hook up with another person in which the person does not desire.
If you don't understand this definition, beat it.

Ever since I broke up with mike, I have had outbursts of GDs (great desperations), like fantasizing about the geek with pink eye.

by Candy, Lex, and Jaqui March 9, 2004

desperage

To be desperate with rage.

Fuck, I need to sell my ticket my parents won't let me go to that concert. I'm desperage!

by grandpajenkins September 7, 2011

Desperate

Desperate is when someone won't stop asking for inappropriate stuff and just doesn't give up

Desperate: Harry bindo

by Desperate November 7, 2014