3 definitions by whathaveyou32

A male who, by virtue of the sheer volume of girls he flirts with, is able to hook up often. However, because of his lax standards, these invariably end up in the 1-5 range.
Man, you see that butterface Mike's getting with? What a desperado!
by whathaveyou32 September 28, 2010
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The empty tin cans of butter cookies that are kept to store unrelated items, such as pencils and pens. Invariably opened with the expectation of cookies, the result is disappointment.
I thought there were some cookies left but it turned out to be a disappointment box.
by whathaveyou32 February 21, 2011
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A tourist's diminutive or dismissive term for non-dollar currency; generally obscure currency from third world countries.
I just exchanged $50 for 7,000 kafufniks. Now we can go buy this entire city.
by whathaveyou32 August 8, 2011
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