Drunken Sprinkler

A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets

Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”

Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler

by Bigballs42 June 28, 2024

angry drunken skunk

Yu girls passed out drunk and yu shove your cock in her ass really hard so her pussy quiefs

My girl was so drunk i gave her an angry drunken skunk

by tinyrascalsavage September 4, 2016

Drunken Mess

When you are a complete mess while you are drunk

Fozzy is a drunken mess

by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022

Drunken Rosé-cha

when you have had a decent amount to drink that your cheeks get super flushed.

“I have the drunken rosé-cha coming on with the glasses of wine I’ve had”

by Ecinreb February 9, 2021

drunken mermaid

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.

by Bran G February 16, 2020

drunken hippie speedball

The classic hippie speedball (marijuana/caffeine) with a splash of Bailey's, Kahlua, Whiskey, Schnapps, or other alcoholic beverage added in the coffee.

By adding a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream to his morning cofee-smoke routine, Jack has created a drunken hippie speedball to start his Sunday morning.

by HighB49 December 22, 2013

Drunken Latvian

When a stranger is dumping their trauma too early in the interaction when you have absolutely no interest whatsoever

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*

Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian

by Mallampati October 13, 2025