Disclexic

Noun: Someone whose disc golf discs never fly where they wanted them too.

Adjective: A disc that does not fly as expected.

Richard: *throws disc onto a highway*
Terry: WTF Richard
Richard: Sorry, I'm a disclexic

Billy: *throws a new disc into a tree*
Bob: Wow that disc is disclexic

by aguythatplaysdiscgolf November 10, 2020

dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

Dyslexia

A learning disorder characterised by difficulty reading.

The girl's poor spelling and difficulties with comprehension led her teacher to give a dyslexia screener.

by anonymous December 25, 2020

Dyslextionary

An book of word definitions listed alphabetically that are spelled in whatever twisted way your brain says they should be.

Why can't the English language just be written the way it sounds, like in the dyslextionary?!?

by Catsinboots April 12, 2021

Dyslexic

When someone doesn’t like pizza

Your dyslexic

by Haks2drippy June 2, 2021

dissexick

No gender because they don’t have a di** or a va****

They where dissexick

by Hdjsjsjhffb June 5, 2021

Dyslexic Bae Syndrome

This is when Sophia can’t spell correctly and repeatedly tried over and over again to spell and failed at each and every attempt

“Is this how it’s spelled or do I have dyslexic bae syndrome”

by Not very smart Sophia June 18, 2021