diapoop

A bowel movement that's pretty much like diarrhea but more solid.

Also used to describe what babies do in their diapers.

Before yesterday little Nathan hadn't number 2'd for some time, but there was some diapoop this morning, so he's on the mend!

by Hali_Cravis March 6, 2012

Diadri

Do
It
And
Don't
regret
It

Means that if you don't do it, you will regret for the rest of your life! So DIADRI! Do it and don't regret it!

Me: ''I would so try that out, but got no time!''
Him: ''Promise you, you won't regreit it! If you don't make that bungee jump you would regreit it for life!''
Me: ''But got no time.. well.. DIADRI!! ''

by Emanjo August 1, 2012

Diaper Meridian

Age precisely between infantile and senile incontinence (between snuggies and depends).

Bob refused to date anyone on his side of the diaper meridian.

by Mebegebo August 26, 2012

Diapason

A full, rich outpouring of harmonious sound.

The harmonies created by a large choir is an example of diapason.

by TheMonsterTruk March 24, 2013

Diaper Shoes

Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.

Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.

by Shockererer November 7, 2016

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

Diaper Titties

When a female has large poorly shaped breasts that hang very low and doesn’t wear a bra or any type of support. Her breasts resemble the full saggy diaper of a child that is 2 hours overdue for a changing.

Hey Mercedes, look at that thot over there with them nasty diaper titties! Girl needs a bra, she out here looking like she breast feeds a heard of goats.

by Prince Ignorance August 31, 2018