Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.

"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"

by FlexmastaPlus69 September 16, 2023

desk bitch

n. a female who's taken advantage of by using her back to write letters on.

Hey, Jenny...come over here. I need you to be my desk bitch, so I can write some letters.

by ThatWillBeTheDay June 23, 2024

Desk

The root of hell in school.

Fuck this desk.

by Ballsinator69420swag May 27, 2015

Dropped Desk

1. The act of skeeting.

He just dropped desk on her.

by Droppin' Desk All Night February 9, 2009

desk hour

having a conversation in a classroom or a room full of people while everyone sits on desks or tables.

"why is everyone sitting on the desks?"

"oh its desk hour"

by capibaru November 22, 2022

Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009