David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022
Get the Davidmug. 
David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.
by Dav012 July 26, 2019
Get the Davidmug. 
David is a great guy. He takes time to get to know you and appreciates you for who you are. He’s accepting and loyal and very kind. Well mannered, respectful and caring are also words that describe this amazing human being. He can overthink at times, and doubts himself a little bit, even though he’s whip sharp. He’s funny and gentle and a genuine person. He also possesses a very nice voice:). His memory aint the best though, yet he still randomly remembers things you said out of no where. He’s amazing, and im happy to know him❤️
by Harikaz August 24, 2022
Get the Davidmug. by JKROWNING August 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug. David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
by Bobthejookiller September 5, 2021
Get the Davidmug.