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Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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April 30th International Fuckers day

You can Be an asshole To anyone On april 30th
"Wow Guess i cant argue Its April 30th International Fuckers day"
by LugiaTheFucker October 16, 2019
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Independence Day

A movie that shows what is needed for all people to set aside their differences and work together: a massive alien invasion with laser shooting vagina spaceships.
And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! -President Thomas Whitmore
by qt3.1415 December 28, 2008
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back in the day

A time in one's life looked back upon with great fondness. Usually invokes a memory of a particularly memorable or traumatic incident.
Back in the day, we used to get drunk and cruise the city.

Back in the day, my dad had a mullet.

Back in the day, _________ was a lot cooler than now.
by JenThe80'sFan May 24, 2004
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international dick me down day

this is a day for me and my fellow females. we celebrate this day on april 16th. may the dick be in you .
i can’t wait for international dick me down day. i’m hyped.
by alyssa.420.69 May 25, 2018
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Prison Inmate Day (PID)

To establish a scholarships for the children of incarcerated parents, and for students of Caribbean and West Indies decadents; to establish a curriculum for criminal prevention for Elementary through High Schools students, and finally to provide other solutions within our society that will prevent and decrease the numbers of individuals going and or returning to prison within the United States.
Prison Inmate Day (PID)is celebrated on November 1, of each year, we are requesting that you light a candle (: only when you are at home ;) to concentrate on all inmates: Some inmate did not commit the crime, some inmates leave and then return to jail. Let us call upon the universe to correct the problems we have on the streets, and in our families, so that we can keep our children out of prison and out of trouble.
by Pamela Peters June 18, 2008
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Call it a day

You’re absolutely fed up with everything going on
Or something well shit has happened
You: drops toast
You: think I might just call it a day really
by Bloodybrilliantchap November 10, 2019
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