calm your sack

the "calm down" of horniness.

can be applicable to ladies aswell.

guy: oh man i want you so bad

girl: woah woah there, calm your sack these legs ain't open for no one except my boyfriend!

by The Calm yo Sack Man November 16, 2011

chalm down

A combination of "chill" and "calm down", somewhat a parody of other word combinations. i.e. chillax
Used to suggest one should calm down, not take things so seriously, etc.

"What the hell!? This sucks! #@!%!!!"
"..Hey man, chalm down!"

by alm October 29, 2005

calmlax

to relax and calm down

hey joe, calmlax!
geez..

by lorinboborin March 11, 2008

calm your willy down

to stop getting so excited/stressed

Being ever so thankful for the offer of help to fix the car he was told to "calm your willy down!"

by makurious December 1, 2009

calm the fuck you

when you have a stroke

When you're having a stroke and say, "calm the fuck you" instead of down.

by ADarkTeddyBear December 13, 2018

Calm your tits

What Shannon says when she's at the end of her rope.

Shannon: Blake stop texting me so much. Calm your tits man.

by cookiecamden December 25, 2013

calminous

calm yet ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan June 18, 2006