2 definition by alm

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A combination of "chill" and "calm down", somewhat a parody of other word combinations. i.e. chillax
Used to suggest one should calm down, not take things so seriously, etc.
"What the hell!? This sucks! #@!%!!!"
"..Hey man, chalm down!"
by alm October 29, 2005

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pretty much a hilarious word to call someone who is being gay, retarded, or just plain fagish.
God Tony, your name ought to be Alfred Bitchcock
by alm June 18, 2006

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