Definitions by alm

Alfred Bitchcock 

pretty much a hilarious word to call someone who is being gay, retarded, or just plain fagish.

God Tony, your name ought to be Alfred Bitchcock

Alfred Bitchcock by alm June 19, 2006

chalm down 

A combination of "chill" and "calm down", somewhat a parody of other word combinations. i.e. chillax
Used to suggest one should calm down, not take things so seriously, etc.

"What the hell!? This sucks! #@!%!!!"
"..Hey man, chalm down!"

chalm down by alm October 29, 2005