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Clustomer

When multiple people enter an establishment to make only a single transaction, unnecessarily complicating a simple job by sheer weight of numbers.
Five students holding a table by ordering a single beer; that's a clustomer.
I'll call you back, a clustomer just walked in. I'll need a drink after this.
by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015
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Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.
"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"
by Angry Man October 25, 2003
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Streetbeat Customz

Builds the LOUDEST street-beaters in the Mid-West. Known for their work with Incriminator Audio, Audiopipe, and the SBC High output alternator line.
Mike - Man, Streetbeat Customz is so loud.

Sleepy - I know bro, we may have to jock em now!

Mike - Yea, since we can't do anything!
by The 1 Puma June 19, 2011
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clustomer

a group/cluster of women on a shopping trip.
Shop owner says to her sales assistant:

'Standby, here comes another clustomer'
by Gillian McFarlane June 19, 2007
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Customize

hangin with ya bois in an open online forum
Say dawg, customize ya heard me!
by CustoHeadquarters June 9, 2003
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tough customer

A person of the opposite sex who is incredibly good looking, thus being a tough tough customer. Usually out of the particular viewer's league.
by Z. Walter February 19, 2006
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POF Customer Service Number 1-855-200-2221

PlentyOfFish

A free web based dating organization which ought to be maintained a strategic distance from no matter what. Loaded with messy elderly people men and no-hoper adolescents with grimy underwear urgently looking for alluring young ladies. What's more, with respect to the photos - when the hellfire did you last observe a lady who resembled that and expected to utilize a free dating organization? Somebody I am aware of inspected a photograph intently and was certain he could see the staple cut openings where it had been removed of a shiny magazine.

Progressively like Plenty of Fishy Fannies.
POF Customer Service Number 1-855-200-2221
by Pplleennttyyofffiisshh January 7, 2019
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