carver

the biggest hick ever.

yea dood... carver's comin huntin with us

by poopinmypants July 15, 2008

J-curve

The J-curve is the unmistakable line from shoulder to knee that makes the male species cringe at the sight. This curve has been breakin' hearts since the 80s.

Baby, your J-curve makes me a little f*****' nuts.

by Matt Burns March 3, 2008

hot curler

Careful insertion of a hair dryer into a vagina, then turning it on high, quickly pulling it out and inserting penis

That girl was so loose, I gave her a hot curler last night!

by Rigoberto August 28, 2007

christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.

by Akit February 29, 2004

Curveball

Having a bowel movement. (Number 2 is the designation for having to take a bowel movement, and it is generally the catcher's sign for a curveball to be thrown.

Dude, I just dropped the craziest curveball.

by tbrazen June 17, 2009

Curves

When a woman says she has nice curves, it really means that she is fat and has an attitude about it. She may act proud, but deep down inside she is self-conscious and attempts to mask her true feelings with misplaced pride.

Tina says she has nice curves, but she just looks like a cow to me.

by Legend..wait for it...dary November 29, 2011

Carver

N. A douchebag with a small penis and bad hair, usually un-showered.

"Ew, that guy is such a carver."

by Hottie McHottStuff February 9, 2007