cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.

Awwww, he just got cheese curled

cheese curled by Tduck December 22, 2014

mutton carved as lamb 

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

mutton carved as lamb by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013

Culver's 

More than a burger joint, it's little slice of Heaven-on-Earth right here in Wisconsin, slowly but steadily spreading to regions outside the Upper Midwest. Just give me a ButterBurger, cheese curds, and a frozen custard concrete, and I'll be in paradise!

Parents: Is there anything we can bring you from home?
Student: Yes! Bring me some Culver's! You have no idea what it's been like having to live without it all semester!

Culver's by deedubya3800 May 8, 2009

Curvepecker 

An individual with a curved penis. Curvepeckers are known to be sneaky, manipulative and sometimes violent.

Garrett tried to jew me out of ten bucks the other day. He is a real curvepecker.

Curvepecker by GravesBot September 22, 2015

Cat Curbed 

When someone causes an interference of a girl who is trying to get a guy to have sex with her. Basically like "cock blocking" except its a girl trying to get the guy verses the guy trying to get the girl.

" I can't believe you just cat curbed me!"

Cat Curbed by 55555TammaraElizabeth55555 April 5, 2017

Pretty Cure 

Ah, Pretty Cure. The show that doesn't just tolerate fan favourites, it actively enforces them.

You call it "themed episodes", I call it "lore".

"Smile! Smile! Smile! Smile! Smile! Pretty Cure!"
"I have cherophobia."
..."SMILE FOR ME!"

Pretty Cure by @serenmassitaer October 11, 2021

It can't cure cancer

A statement made by dumb people regarding scientific and medical research or progress. Due to the individuals lack of understanding, they assume that diverting resources to scientific pursuits is pointless unless its about solving a problem like curing a disease.

Who cares about funding NASA's next space project, it can't cure cancer or anything important.

It can't cure cancer by Stan Rezaee June 8, 2016