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Venomous Cuntacula

A title that should be used very sparingly. Only given to the absolute worst that society has to offer or to those who have committed acts of serious offense. Upon being given this title, one may add V.C. to any other post-name credentials.

Entomology derives from the combination of cunt and a reference to Dracula, implying certain life-draining properties.
Jim: So I hear Jeff's girlfriend was cheating on him two months before they even broke up.
Joe: What a Venomous Cuntacula.
by Memnarch Flux April 27, 2011
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Contact Paranoia

when another's paranoia becomes airborne and surrounding persons catch it.
Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.
by JoJo7688 September 28, 2009
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Cantanope

A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.
Chad the traitor: Can you hire me in your new company?

Vince: Cantanope!
by VncGrc129 November 24, 2021
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Centaine

who is a wonderful and handsome persson to have around.
always funny and a compltely silly.

but we all love her
Me:" Hey, do you know Centaine?"
Emmi:"No who is it?"
Me:"Literally the BEST perosn on earth!!!"
by somebody who likes hot actors October 18, 2022
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Cold Contact

Rubbin ice where it feels nice
"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"

"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"
by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019
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No contact day

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.
I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.
by PE GANG February 3, 2020
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Like a pool of cantaloupes

A very aggressive and bad phrase used to describe a not so good time or moment. It comes in many different sayings depending where you're at, other ways to put it are "like a tidal wave of cantaloupe", "an ocean of cantaloupe", "a stream of cantaloupe", and many more. Most commonly this phrase is used to describe an event and how you felt towards it, but it can also be managed to describe your overall mood in general.

The anti of this is "like a pool of melons", which is used to describe a good time or vibe. Both are commonly used in the same context, but feel free to get creative with your melon and cantaloupe water phrases!

The origins of this phrase are unknown, but it's rumored to have appeared in a small town when a man very upset at another ruined a stream by pouring a bunch of cantaloupes in it. This act of anger is what gave this phrase its negative nature and meaning. Most people prefer to stay on the melon side of things due to the more positive point of view, but it's okay to feel a bit of a cantaloupe stream every now and again too.
Person 1: Man, life has been like a pool of cantaloupes lately.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that dude, I hope you get a rainfall of melons in your future.
Person 1: Thanks, man.
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
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