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Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.
I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
by Interactive September 30, 2009
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Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.
(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"
by the crunch queen June 8, 2010
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crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.
I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.
by bennrock April 20, 2010
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Chuncheon

Home of 5 universities, beautiful mountains, rivers, and lakes, Dakalbi Street (best Dakalbi in Korea), Nami Island, and the famous Gangdehumoon for anyone who's lived here more than 5 minutes. The best city in Korea, hands down.
"I'm going to Chuncheon this weekend to eat some dakalbi and visit Nami Island."
by peace263 October 19, 2012
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crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.
That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.
by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013
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Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move
God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!
by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015
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Conchism

Noun: A Religion formed off of the belief that the Magic Conch came to save us all from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker. Led by The High Conch in following of Conchus Christ
Hello there, may I introduce you to Conchism?
by theslumpcxnch July 12, 2017
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