cumberbun

When you're girl friend passes out before you bust a nut
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the bitches' ass.

The bitch was too damn drunk to fuck, so I gave her sleepin ass a cumberbun

by EZEthan September 12, 2006

cumber

cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"

I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.

by Andrius March 5, 2008

cumberbum

The bum of one Benedict Cumberbatch.
Term also used to refer to the whole of Cumberbatch.

Girl #1: "Why are you looking at porn?"
Girl #2: "What, no, that's just Cumberbum."

by leddyhasdapeppy January 10, 2012

Crotch Crumbs

The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.

Ewww! Hilda and Bob left behind a huge pile of crotch crumbs!

by AngryReptileKeeper January 26, 2009

cumback

When a washed up celebrity is made famous again by their participation in an "accidentally leaked" sex video

Did you see Dustin Diamond's three-way? He's gonna have a major cumback this week.

by skomand December 11, 2007

Crumbsnatch

Someone who snatches crums or anything that isn't theirs.
Also someone who is sloppy, grubby, unclean or gets food on their mouth when they eat.

"Man, Paul F is such a crumbsnatch.. he's got shit all over his mouth"

"Ew fuck, what a grubb hogaan."

by Jizzz Bomb May 12, 2008

Jeremiah Combs

A tallish nerdy guy that people tend to like for no apparent reason. He generally types with a series of random thoughts ending with a "...". this "character" jeremiah rants about things that most people dont care about and he retains knowledge like you retain water

"Im not goth, but if you call me anything other than that ill look a little pissed, ask you what the fuck and give you the finger cus you fucking deserve it assfuck." - Jeremiah Combs on "lame fucking idiocultures"
"quit drinking that pisswater and get something with some substance" - Jeremiah Combs on "camomile tea"
"religion, haaaaaaaaaah" Jeremiah Combs on, you guessed it, religion.

by Micheal Westwardly May 27, 2009